There is a band upstairs. They are called "The Butts." We refer to them as "KILL 'EEMMMM, FUCKING KILL 'EMMMMM, KILL 'EM ALREADY, FUCKING KILL 'EM ALREADY" because those were the lyrics to their only song for the first two months of their existence. Since then, they have gotten a little better, but they have also gotten MUCH FUCKING LOUDER. They are nice guys, and Ilana's roommates, so it took us months before we broke down and called campus police. Unfortunately, campus police told us they had received so many complaints about it that we would have to call the Chicago police. We gave them a little longer, a week or so. But it's gone too far. We are waiting for the cops to show up and shut them the fuck up. I am just dying. Sorry, Butts.

Labels: hatred, pissy, the butts