More Fantastic Ways to Procrastinate
- Killing Chinese people indiscriminately.
- NPR podcasts.
- Hot pockets.
- Applying to be a counselor at atheist camp.
- Reading snarky graduation speeches.
- Unscrewing things and organizing said screws.
- Pop-ice. (6 fruity flavors! Knock off of Fla-Vor-Ice)
- Making lists of all the boys I have pictured naked.
- Making lists of all the girls I have pictured naked.
- Buying things from this girl.
- Packing clothes that I will wear tomorrow.
- Playing fetch with Boris.
- Thinking of possible topics for semi-witty blog posts.
Labels: atheism, Boris, chinese people, etsy, hot pockets, lists, naked, nattily, packing, podcasts, pop-ice, procrastination, screws

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