"I Haven't Met Him Yet"
So I went home for my step-sister's wedding, and when my mom picked me up from the airport she asked if I noticed anything different about her. I told her I didn't and she shouted, "look at my finger!!!" She had gotten married.
I said, "Oh, is this the sailing guy? Or the one who can't smell? Or are they the same person?"
"No!" she said. "I haven't met this one yet."
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